I just realised it was Easter thanks to Facebook. It’s not that big a holiday out here in South East Asia, possibly it is because it is the hottest part of the year and all chocolate just melts with minutes. But more likely it is because the whole Easter egg/ rabbit thing is pagan and the internet was really crap back then, so no one really got into it.
Which is a shame, as I would have loved a day off designing complicated devices and designs for eggs. These are really cool. I can sum up with: Eggs + computing skills + robot + camera/strobe + imagination = cool Easter eggs. Check out the video below.
Various patterns are generated in Matlab using mathematical equations similar to ones describing Spirograph (or harmonograph) and Phyllotaxis. The patterns are calculated in such a way that when rotated under a stroboscopic light of suitable frequency or when recorded by a camera, they start to animate. It is kind of zoetrope— early device for animation. Eggs were painted using EggBot (designed by Bruce Shapiro as open hardware and available as a kit from http://www.evilmadscientist.com/). To draw on eggs, we used standard permanent markers and an electro kistka with bee wax followed by dying. Eggs are rotated at a constant speed, special for each pattern, by a brushless motor. No computer graphics tricks are used in the video.
Author: Jiri Zemanek (Czech Technical University in Prague, Faculty of Electrical Engineering, Department of Control Engineering, http://aa4cc.dce.fel.cvut.cz/)
Loving Vincent is the only film of its kind and it hasn’t even been finished yet. It has been all over social media recently as they are finally getting close after a mere 6 years and have released a trailer.
The idea is to make a film made entirely out of paintings. As in a painting in the style of Van Gogh for every single frame. Hence the 6 years and 85 exhausted artists (and counting). The result, as you can see in the trailer below, is pretty astounding.
Loving Vincent is a project that was begun by Hugh Welchman, the Oscar winning animator of Peter and the Wolf in 2006. He saw the Royal Academy’s van Gogh show in 2010 and decided he really needed a ridiculously long and involved project to sink his teeth into.
Here is an intro that has some more information and several scenes from the trailer (which is at the bottom):
I love Vincent van Gogh’s work and I’m not just saying that to impress hot art students. (Although I may have been guilty of that sort of thing in my youth.) I saw his show in London and have also been to the van Gogh museum in Amsterdam. If that isn’t enough, I have also been to the house at St Remy that used to be an asylum where he lived and did a ton of paintings. It’s a pretty amazing place if you happen to be in that part France. They have van Gogh pictures in the locations where he painted them, which is a pretty nifty idea. Also, the entire setting is bloody lovely and has lavender at certain times of year. We went in May and here is a picture:
Where Vincent van Gogh lived in Southern France
Good memories and I am sure it will feature in the film. Loving Vincent is due to come out in the autumn and will star Saoirse Ronan and Aidan Turner. I hope I get to see it in the cinema, because it looks incredible. For more information, check out the website: http://www.lovingvincent.com
Some very clever people have been doing some very clever things with liquid metal and plastics/polymers/general stretchy stuff. Or something. The result of this cleverness is electronics that can be stretched to up to four times its original length. It also means that you can integrate circuits and technology into clothes. Frankly, you aren’t connected enough to the internet, so here is a way to literally surround yourself with tech.
If I understand correctly you may even get things like haptic feedback, which will make VR games awesome if, for example, you are playing a first person shooter and are wearing a smart vest. And, because you are probably thinking it too, smart pants for watching dirty movies. (I hope I am not the only one who immediately thought of that.)
Thanks to sensors there are other applications for stretchable electronics. Imagine an amputee with this stuff on a prosthetic hand – they might feel again. Or again in VR you could have this in a glove and feel stuff. (Trying not to think about porn again.) There are even some ways that this stuff can store power, so you can charge your phone with your socks or whatever.
There has been research into this for a while now, but recently some real advances have been made. At least I think that is what happened in my several intense minutes of research I have conducted. Now they just need a cool Star Trek type name for it because stretchable electronics is rubbish. Elastech or strectronics or something.
Smart pants, here we come.
In case you don’t know what the words in the header mean, they are programs/apps for writers. If you don’t know either program then you may find this article rather dull.
I have been plotting a novel for what feels like a decade. An epic fantasy full of rogues and sizzling hot female pirates. I have tried doing it in Word and having all my notes in a separate book, but it all ends up being too chaotic and hard to find specific little things. Five or six years ago I discovered Scrivener and bloody loved it. It was designed for writers working on complicated projects and was therefore ideal for someone trying to write science fiction and fantasy novels, where you are creating entire worlds populated by exotic beasts and peoples. That requires a lot of work and you need to reference things easily. The dream is obviously to be much admired and have obsessive fans nitpick through your work and find inconsistencies which they share with the similarly obsessed – these mistakes obviously need to be at a minimum however, and the file system of Scrivener is superb and intuitive.
It is managing the peripheral notes and ideas that I personally find so difficult when writing something longer. So for the last five years I have loved Scrivener. But like so many writers, the lack of a tablet app has finally proved too much. Especially when I upgraded from an iPad 1 straight to an iPad pro and increasingly write on that. I use Word Online (or whatever it is called) for my writing day job, so tried that while plotting a novel. It is too linear and difficult to skip from section to section and while Onenote is pretty good for plotting I don’t want to write on it or use it in combination with Word. I tried using Evernote (which I use a lot) but while it was great for notes, I don’t like writing at length on it either.
There are some work arounds for Scrivener, like syncing through Simplenote, but it kind of sucked. I needed something that was like Scrivener but wasn’t Scrivener, which made me feel strangely sad and disloyal, but what are you going to do? I did a lot of research and it basically came down to Storyist and Ulysses. Both are similar and probably equally great once you are used to them. My final decision came down to two factors:
1/ Storyist had slightly more negative reviews (as in articles, not the app store).
2/ Ulysses was cheaper.
I am now plotting away on Ulysses and it has been great. It looks and works great on the iPad too. It is a lot simpler that Scrivener but I was never that into doing complicated anyway. I need tabs for things like characters, plots, places and world-building and that’s great on Ulysses. I even drew a map on the iPad and that is now conveniently tucked in as an attachment. Frankly, the more I use Ulysses, the more I like it.
If Scrivener finally releases and iPad app I may be tempted back but it would have to be pretty amazing and it has a lot of catching up to do. Scrivener has been about to launch an app for about 5 years now, and that means a lot of people would have moved on and quite a few who never even started with it. It also doesn’t exactly inspire confidence with updates and new features. Frankly, I’m not holding my breath.
So, sad to say, goodbye Scrivener and hello Ulysses. For now at least.
I’m not a scientist, but there are a few glaring errors in this picture: orbits, scale, alignment, etc. But it looks pretty.
Apparently the standard animation showing the planets rotating around the sun doesn’t really show the whole picture. This video says the helical model is incorrect and we should embrace the vortex, but I think we can just say it is a different perspective and just get along.
What is true, for me at least, is that although I knew the solar system was flying around the super black hole at the middle of the galaxy (which is itself on the move), I never really envisage that movement. This clip shows that movement thanks to nifty graphics and it turns out to be really cool. Not only is the visual fascinating but it has allowed me to write phrases like ’embrace the vortex’ and ‘super black hole’. Which is always satisfying. Now watch, learn and by inspired by the awesome vortex of gravitational power!
Happy Chinese New Year from everyone here at the Word of Ward offices. I was born in Hong Kong and spent 21 years there so I will use the Cantonese version – Gung Hey Fat Choy!
In Mandarin, they say Gong Xi Fa Cai.
Obviously the best place to be for Chinese New Year is Hong Kong. They have one of the most spectacular fireworks shows on the planet. This is a place that has a pretty damned impressive laser and light show every day lighting up skyscrapers and the harbour, so when they try to impress, they know what they are doing. I imagine the rest of China has fun stuff going on too as do a lot of Chinatowns. Or, as I did, you can go to the EmQuartier shopping mall in Bangkok and see a 40 meter shining silver robotic dragon come to life and fire steam and light all over the place. Oh, and there were dancers, drummers, aerial acrobats, the Monkey God Hanuman and some kind of hot Chinese Princess rising up over everyone (she was probably representing someone famous but I am an ignorant soul).
I even uploaded a video to Youtube, I was that impressed. In the video below, the dragon bellows for a couple of minutes, but you can see the dancers and so on at the bottom. Then on the right a lady rises up and there is a brave chap spinning around in the air.
If you were there it was bloody impressive. Gung Hey Fat Choy and enjoy.
Welcome to roughly forty hours of my life. Far Cry 4 is a colossal sandbox adventure in the fictional kingdom of Kyrat – which is basically a fictional Nepal or Tibet. There are Himalayan mountains and jungles and generally a ton of gorgeous scenery. And Shangri La.
You play a fellow called Ajay Gale and as the game starts, you learn that you are an American but you have some kind of major connection to the Kyrat. In fact by the end of the opening scene (see below), also seem to have some connection to the nutcase who is in charge of the place. As the game progresses, you slowly learn more about yourself. What is most important to know, however, is that you go from a bumbling tourist to a one man, highly be-weaponed killing machine in about half an hour. Your/Ajay’s parents were highly skilled terrorists, so maybe familiarity with weapons and ridiculous levels of murder are genetic.
Jump on an elephant and kill!
Far Cry 4’s story is actually pretty good but the most important question is – is it fun? Obviously the answer is yes, or I would have to have been a pretty bored individual to play it for forty hours. As well as the main story, which can actually be done in probably 10 hours or less, there are a million other side missions and quests and sub plots and so on. You can go hunting, ride an elephant into an army base goring enemy soldiers as you go along. You can hand glide through stunning scenery then drop down into a lake to find hidden treasure. You can even go into an arena and take part in gladiator-style battles armed with a machine gun and fighting psychopaths and tigers. There are also weird adventures in Shangri-La, sub-plots featuring a serial killer who leaves possessed masks around. Also, and these are a lot of fun, there are missions where you try out various drug cocktails and go on insane drug-induced escapades. Oh, and there are also yetis.
When adventuring in Shangri-La you get a pet tiger. Called Mr Fluffington (joke).
So there is a shitload to do and you can do it all online with a friend to help you out, if you want.
If you have played Far Cry games before, or any sandbox game really, you will know what to expect. What sets titles like Far Cry, Skyrim, Fallout 4 and GTA apart are that they are fun, inventive and damned well made. They are also colossal and look gorgeous, which is a bonus. I have seen a photography exhibition based on photos taken purely within games and I imagine quite a few masterpieces will come out of Far Cry 4.
Apart from all the death, it’s a really nice place.
I could go on but I can’t be bothered. I have some writing targets to hit and some wasteland to explore in Fallout 4. Here is the intro to Far Cry 4 and If you look below that there is a spoiler as to how you can finish the game in 15 minutes – and it is absolutely genius and a masterful bit game writing.
Ok, so if you sat through all that you will know that the crazy mad guy, Pagan Min, said to wait. In the game, you don’t. You get up and wander about and then get caught up in a mad adventure. At the end of 40-50 hours of killing, you battle your way back to the fortress and confront Pagan Min. He tells you about your past and his relationship with your mum, and shows you a shrine before handing the kingdom over and flying off in a helicopter. BUT, if you had just waited at the opening section like he told you, the same thing happens. Obviously you don’t then get to play the whole game, so it is probably only of interest to those who have finished already. Anyway, I thought it was a cool Easter egg and thought I’d share.
Holiday snaps of Kyrat. Thanks for the memories Far Cry 4
The Temple of Art is a documentary (and website) about what it is like to be an artist. Although not just an artist, just generally creative. There are lots of writers, musicians, directors and actors, etc, featured, and the end result is damned inspiring.
Although I work as a writer for my day job, it is a non-fiction / journalism type of scribing, not really all that creative. As you can see at the top of your screen however, I am starting to publish some fiction and travel writing. It is surprisingly nerve wracking releasing something you have created out into the big wide world. You open yourself up to criticism and possibly even ridicule. There has not been a book written that hasn’t got some ass-hat on Amazon giving it a shit review. (Seriously, search any well-known novel.) On the other hand, as Ricky Gervais said on Twitter: “It’s better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing & criticise others. Go create! Have fun :)”
So create stuff and screw everyone.
Temple of Art
Here is the blurb from their website:
“Temple of Art is a documentary that sets out to explore the questions around the people who dedicate their life to art. The film looks at what it means to be an artist, how to fail beautifully, and proceed with courage. Coming 2016.
From Good Bully Collective (Co-creators Allan Amato & Olga Nunes), score by Jason Seigler. Featuring Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Dave McKean, Amanda Palmer, Kevin Smith, Chuck Palahnuik and over forty more artists.”
Here is what got me all inspired in the first place. It is one of many ‘Temple of Art’ trailers and features Ben Folds, Neil Gaiman, Amanda Palmer, Grant Morrison, Chuck Palahniuk, Kevin Smith, and Billy Bob Thornton.
I recently wrote a long short story called Cooperworld. Or a short novella. Whatever. It is 17,000 words. If you have a shiny new Christmas kindle or tablet, here is something to put on it. My gift to you. Except you have to pay a few pennies, so it is also a gift to me. It is science fiction, but it is more philosophical than a lot of my stuff.
Cooperworld is a 17,000 word short story. Which is quite a long short story, I’ll grant you, but it is the length it needs to be.
Here is the blurb:
In the near future, AI research is strictly controlled by paranoid governments. When a renowned Artificial Intelligence expert illegally decides to create digital life in an simulated universe, he doesn’t at first realise the implications of what he has done. Implications not just for him, but for everyone.
In this short story, journalist and writer Jason R. Ward has a light-hearted but fairly philosophical look at what constitutes consciousness and has a good hard look at how we perceive reality.
Happy bloody New Year! I hope it is going well for you so far and that you haven’t already failed miserably at keeping your resolutions. I have never really gone for resolutions but I will be making some minor alterations to my lifestyle. Mostly my writing lifestyle. Even though my full-time day job is writing, I also write for pleasure. My websites and increasingly, fiction, provide a welcome release valve for the sort of thing I usually write at work.
I am only sharing this because psychologists have proven that sharing your goals really increases your chances of achieving them. I won’t quote sources here, because I am not at work and you clearly have access to Google. So: this year I will write more on my websites and publish more fiction. Fiction like Cooperworld, which is a short story I wrote that you can see at the top of the page. Feel free to take a peek or buy copy. (FEEL FREE! DO IT!)
I hope at least some of you are doing ok with your resolutions and have set some achievable goals. If you have failed already… have fun! Happy new year!
Merry Christmas from all of us here at the Word of Ward! (i.e. me.) Happy New Year too. I hope you all got what you hoped for this festive season. I know I did! Thanks Lord Santa. The ideal place to be reading the Word of Ward for the next few days is on your shiny new device, on your comfortable old couch, with a bellyful of food.
Eat drink and be merry no matter what you believe in. Cheers!
I just saw this short clip and it made me laugh. In a recent interview, Donald Trump had praised Harrison Ford as being the heroic president in Air Force One saying “My favourite was Harrison Ford on the plane. I love Harrison Ford. He stood up for America”.
Harrison Ford, utter legend that he is, was asked about what he thought and his reply was this:
We live in an age where geniuses with time on their hands can produce pointless things that are no longer limited to 15 minutes of fame on a local TV news show. Their 15 minutes of fame can now go global thanks to the internet. So it is with a man called Matthijs Vlot. He has taken Adele’s Hello and remade it with movies because… well no one else has. Or something. Whatever his reasons, it is brilliantly done. To be fair, he has had a over a million views and has links to his stuff, so he is probably doing ok from it. Here it is and enjoy:
I assume that if you can read this, you will have heard Adele’s Hello. If not, kudos to you, you must be very precise in your modern cultural exposure. Here is the original:
I saw this on iflscience and thought I should share as it is great. Because of the atmosphere, the Moon looks quite close – whereas in reality, it’s really, really far away. Sorry if I am getting too scientific but the actual distance and scale are pretty damn easy to forget.
When the Japanese satellite Hayabusa 2 took a photo on its way to some asteroid or other, it took a photo of Earth and the Moon from 3 million km / 1.9 million miles away. The result is the amazing picture above. It reminds me of the Pale Blue Dot and now I feel all insignificant again.
I saw this the other day and thought I would share. It is a map of top selling London musicians from each London borough created by a redditor called wittybrits. There are a few problems with it, such as why is Zeppelin where it is, but it is fun. This map of musicians is based on where an artist was born, or where the band formed, or where they were discovered, or something more tenuous. I’d love to live in David Bowie-land, but Brixton – not so much. My own part of London is Coldplay and Rod Stewart. Not sure how I feel about that. Happier about the latter, certainly. Anyway, here you go:
Although this website is supposed to be a blog as well as a review/rant/whatever-I-find-interesting kind of a site, I don’t actually ‘blog’ all that much. It seems a bit self indulgent and really, exciting though my life is, who cares what I am up to outside of family and close friends? Occasionally, however, things I find interesting happen to me or near me and this is one such case.
Less than two months ago, a meteor was spotted over Bangkok. You can see it in the picture above. Sadly that happened at 8:30 in the morning, when only the gainfully employed or insane are awake. I live in Bangkok and I missed it.
Last night, the Mrs and myself were relaxing at home and out of the corner of my there was a bright flash. At first I thought it was lightning from an approaching storm – it is the end of rainy season here and storms with lightning are common. Mrs Wordofward is more alert than I am, especially on a Sunday, and she said it was a green/blue flash that lit the sky. I grunted in a vaguely interested way and then social media started going a bit crazy about it.
Apparently we are in the midst of the Taurid meteor shower and this year is a good ‘un. There are supposed to be more meteors and I am now glued to the skies. Which is going to be dangerous in a place where pavements are full of stray dogs, missing manhole covers, people cooking with oil and coal, and tons motorbikes, but I will chance it. Here is a video. You will see why I think this is worth a share. Bring on the meteors!
This is very cool and I will be giving it a go the moment I have the free time and can be vaguely bothered. With just a couple of basic items it is possible to create a cool hologram with your smartphone. If you are relatively young, you will need something called a CD case – ask your parents. I have seen this done on a larger scale with an iPad and I might try that too, depending on how well the small scale version goes. And again – when I have the time and can be arsed.
I have explained enough and will now hand over to a clever man on Youtube:
Well this Far Cry Primal release trailer was something of a shock. I’ve only played Far Cry 1 and 4 but we are still talking around 60 hours of shooting at stuff just with those titles. When you think Far Cry, you tend to think exotic sandbox adventure – with a shiteload of guns. So this was unexpected. I think it looks fun, though once you have hunted a mammoth and giant sloth or two, what will you do? Just fight other tribes? Still, it could be good. Check out the trailer for Far Cry Primal. Ook!
Salt of the Earth is a documentary movie about the life and photography of Sebastiao Salgado. It is astounding. If you are into photography, adventure, nature, films, etc, you will love it. Frankly, if you have a hint of a soul, you should see it. I was pretty blown away.
The film begins with a voice over talking about how photography means “drawing with light” and I started to get concerned this would be a two hour arty borefest. I don’t mind some art films but the linguistic pretension and false intellectualism they often employ, seem like they are trying too hard to impress. Thankfully, Salt of the Earth isn’t like that.
Soon after that opening statement there was a series of photos that made me realise I was seeing something that might change me. They were images of a gold mine / pit from hell, called Serra Pelada in Brazil, and were powerful, especially on a big screen. The imagery and photographic skills are awe inspiring and a great introduction to the abilities of one of the greatest photographers of all time. See it on the biggest screen you can find. Salgado captures the staggering sight of 100,000 men toiling in a colossal hole (see below), as well as capturing the people involved on a more personal level. As Salgado points out, this is a scene from history – this is what the building of the pyramids would have looked like. Thousands upon thousands of people working in heat without a piece of machinery in sight. Amazingly, none of them were slaves. This was a gold rush.
Brazilian gold mine
I started to think that maybe that maybe Salt of the Earth was simply going to be about this mine, but then we are off on a modern adventure with Sebastiao and his son Juliano (who partnered with the Wim’s to make the documentary). They are trying to take photos of walrus at the north pole but they get pinned inside their shelter by a polar bear. Then a trip to Papua New Guineau to see those tribespeople where the men but their todgers in rolled up bark. And then… You get the picture.
While this is happening, you also learn about Salgado himself. The documentary shows his family, what shaped his life, his work, how his major projects came about. It is always fascinating but it is when he started to photograph humans and the mass escape of people from conflict and famine (frequently linked) that things get pretty dark. There are some horrifying images of the famine in Ethiopia and some incredible scenes from the burning oilfields of Kuwait.
Kuwait’s burning oilfields
It was the atrocities in Rwanda that finally seemed to really get to Sebastiao Salgado. Then the war in Yugoslavia causes him to realise he has had enough. Even as a documentary viewer you have to admire how he survived such horror for so long. The way Salt of the Earth is structured, running in parallel with Sebastiao’s life, you can see why he returns home to plant trees and go a bit introspective. He is pretty disgusted with humans and you can see why. We really suck.
This, basically, is the lead up to his most recent work – Genesis. He goes to places that haven’t been royally fucked by humanity. His friends express concern that he is not a ‘nature’ photographer and he simply says that it is something he will have to learn. And he does. Like this:
There are other photos in jungles, deserts, snowy wastes; of exotic animals and rare tribes and more. He went pretty much everywhere and photographed everything and the pictures are consistently staggering.
I have always been a fan of Ansel Adams and Cartier Bresson, and Sebastiao Salgado is a mixture of the two and by far my favourite photographer of all time. Seeing his work introduced and discussed by Salgado himself, along with a variety of others, is a great way to get to know his work and the thought processes behind it. I saw Salt of the Earth in the cinema and the way the documentary is structured, coupled with seeing the pictures on a big screen, made it a pretty emotional experience. Both my wife and an unknown lady on my left were weeping at the end. I, manfully, was fine but had a slightly itchy eye. A mixture of the documentary’s journey coupled with unbelievable imagery, made it pretty hard not to be moved.
As I said, I was blown away by this film and have waffled on way longer than normal. I kind of want to be a photographer as well as a writer now.
I saw this video about recreating the solar system to scale and it’s really well done. My thoughts were provoked. So I thought I would share. To quote Douglas Adams and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.”
This video puts things in perspective. If you feel insignificant now, just wait till you have seen this. Enjoy.